- Loser of the league must create a new punishment that will affect them and possibly future losers.
- League will vote on loser punishment to verify that it is acceptable as a punishment.
- League will vote on loser punishment to include it in the ongoing rules and replace a current punishment if needed.
- League may have no more than 10 punishments active at a time.
- All active loser punishments must be completed or loser may be kicked from the league.
2012 – Shit tie
- Loser must wear the Mr. Hanky shit tie to all official private league events and must have the tie on his/her person at all public league events.
- If loser does not wear/have shit tie on them at an official league event they must buy all other league members a round of drinks.
- An event is considered an official league event if 3 or more league members are present.
2013 – Team name & picture change
- All league members except for the loser will vote on a new team name and profile picture for the loser to use next season.
- The team name and logo will be revealed at the draft of the next season.
- Loser must change his/her team name and picture to the revealed name and photo.
- All league members except the loser can vote to change the team name and photo at anytime during the season.
2014 – License Plate
- Loser must change their license plate cover to the “I suck at fantasy football” league cover.
- Loser must keep license plate cover on their car until a new loser is crowned.
2015 – Tomato Toss
- Loser must wear their underwear and stand 25 feet away from other league members.
- League members will take turns tossing tomatoes at loser.
- Each league member will get a one tomato plus an additional tomato for each win that they had over the loser during the previous season including playoffs.
- Tomato toss will take place on draft day of the following year.
2016 – Pushups
- All league members except loser will get 1 set of 10 pushups to give plus 1 set of 10 pushups for each win that they had over the loser during the previous season including the playoffs.
- Loser must do 10 pushups anytime a league member requests no matter where they are or what they are doing.
- Loser is responsible of keeping track of pushups given by each league member.
2017 – Meet & Greet
- Loser must walk up to 3 random strangers and say “Hi, my name is _______ and I suck at fantasy football.”
- League members can record loser’s interactions with strangers.
- Meet & Greet will take place on draft day of the following year.
2018 – Cone of Shame
- Loser must wear the cone of shame for the first 3 draft picks on draft day of the following year.
2019 – Winner Portrait
- Loser must hang a portrait of the winner in his/her house in a common area for the entire year, until a new loser is crowned.
- Winner will create and give the loser the portrait to hang up.
2020 – Beer Bitch
- Loser must get any league member a beer or drink from the fridge, other room, or anywhere in a short radius any time they ask at a league event.
- Loser will be “beer bitch” for the season until a new loser is crowned