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Loser Punishments


  1. Loser of the league must create a new punishment that will affect them and possibly future losers.
  2. League will vote on loser punishment to verify that it is acceptable as a punishment.
  3. League will vote on loser punishment to include it in the ongoing rules and replace a current punishment if needed.
  4. League may have no more than 10 punishments active at a time.
  5. All active loser punishments must be completed or loser may be kicked from the league.

2012 – Shit tie

Active

  • Loser must wear the Mr. Hanky shit tie to all official private league events and must have the tie on his/her person at all public league events.
  • If loser does not wear/have shit tie on them at an official league event they must buy all other league members a round of drinks.
  • An event is considered an official league event if 3 or more league members are present.

2013 – Team name & picture change

Active

  • All league members except for the loser will vote on a new team name and profile picture for the loser to use next season.
  • The team name and logo will be revealed at the draft of the next season.
  • Loser must change his/her team name and picture to the revealed name and photo.
  • All league members except the loser can vote to change the team name and photo at anytime during the season.

2014 – License Plate

Active

  • Loser must change their license plate cover to the “I suck at fantasy football” league cover.
  • Loser must keep license plate cover on their car until a new loser is crowned.

2015 – Tomato Toss

Active

  • Loser must wear their underwear and stand 25 feet away from other league members.
  • League members will take turns tossing tomatoes at loser.
  • Each league member will get a one tomato plus an additional tomato for each win that they had over the loser during the previous season including playoffs.
  • Tomato toss will take place on draft day of the following year.

2016 – Pushups

Active

  • All league members except loser will get 1 set of 10 pushups to give plus 1 set of 10 pushups for each win that they had over the loser during the previous season including the playoffs.
  • Loser must do 10 pushups anytime a league member requests no matter where they are or what they are doing.
  • Loser is responsible of keeping track of pushups given by each league member.

2017 – Meet & Greet

Inactive

  • Loser must walk up to 3 random strangers and say “Hi, my name is _______ and I suck at fantasy football.”
  • League members can record loser’s interactions with strangers.
  • Meet & Greet will take place on draft day of the following year.

2018 – Cone of Shame

Inactive

  • Loser must wear the cone of shame for the first 3 draft picks on draft day of the following year.

2019 – Winner Portrait

Active

  • Loser must hang a portrait of the winner in his/her house in a common area for the entire year, until a new loser is crowned.
  • Winner will create and give the loser the portrait to hang up.

2020 – Beer Bitch

Active

  • Loser must get any league member a beer or drink from the fridge, other room, or anywhere in a short radius any time they ask at a league event.
  • Loser will be “beer bitch” for the season until a new loser is crowned